mirror's
edge
"So I'm at the register and then I realize: I got no money! I was seriously broke! Why? 'cause I met this smoking hot chick last night at the deathmatch bar and MAN did she smell GOOD! So, being the gentleman I am, I bought her a drink. Anyhoo, I decided to get a job."

- Travis Touchdown, the greatest hero who ever lived, ever. You heard me.

Expect anime, manga, GHM games, Bioware and whatever other crap I feel like posting.

ponctannim → ja-gwi-is-a-butt → misoras-bi-gak → ionioi-hetairoi → excolabur → s-iha → corosa → regalyan

applemaiden:

breaking news: evil feminist leader Anita Sarkeesian ruins gaming everywhere forever by saying “that’s pretty sexist, how about not doing that.”

nice guys everywhere are suffering. now they cannot beat up a hooker and steal her money without thinking “maybe this is sexist”. the american way has truly collapsed and our nation will never be the same. please take off your fedoras for a moment of silence.

gorbachevs-birthmark:

THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE

gorbachevs-birthmark:

THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE

killer66hitman:

Imagine.

killer66hitman:

Imagine.

cccrystalclear:

Papa Fenris getting morning groomed

cccrystalclear:

Papa Fenris getting morning groomed

thirtydayfreetrial:

versaceslut:

image

aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."

  • white chefs on tv: *uses sesame oil*
  • white chefs on tv: asian flavor

connorstomacock:

sten is so fucking confusing but I love him so much every single conversation is just

"what were you doing in that cage??"

"sitting"

"you’re the silent type huh"

"yes"

"just tell me"

"I did"

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ihatetombs:

why won’t you look at me